Yay! You made it to the top of a mountain! Of course, you had to make the difficult decision of leaving three other hikers to their grisly deaths from hypothermia when taking two hours out of your hectic mountain-climbing schedule could have saved them. But then you wouldn't have made it to the summit in time for afternoon tea, and this eX-treme vacation package cost you $8,000, so really, what choice did you have? Good luck getting your ass back down to civilization, you disgusting excuse for a human being.
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