The greatest ventures often come from the smallest of packages. As the mighty oak grows from the tiniest acorn, or the most overpriced internet company begins as two wankers in a garage, so too can the mightiest warrior sometimes come from the most palm-sized and convenient-to-carry infants.
Is that a chance you're willing to take? Crush the horrifically diminutive child before it grows to enormous proportions and destroys us all!
