Humor

Humor is funny. Its the glue that keeps AMERICA great. But sometimes the glue isn't funny. Sometimes that glue is a HOAX DEVICE with many circuit boards and wires coming out of it. That's the double-edged sword that is the glue that is humor. The first edge can stick us together, but the second edge will cut us apart, shut down interstates, and block traffic for hours.

That's why glue, humor and double-edged cutting and thrusting implements need to be regulated in a post 9/11 world. We can't take our glue OR our humor for granted, or we might find them used against us, like a double-edged set of box cutters, or anthrax. Sure, it hurts to give up humor and pranks and nationwide ad campaigns, but those are the sacrifices we as Americans are asked to make in this world, this post 9/11 world, until our enemies are defeated, whoever they may be.

So remember what we are fighting for: FREEDOM. Freedom to laugh. But until that freedom is achieved by the defeat of the evil-doers that are our enemies, we cannot laugh, not even a little, not even for adhesive purposes.