Ambition

A person’s reach should exceed their grasp. But a person’s weight load should not exceed their hand strength, so it was probably a bad idea to attach your laptop and printer to your harness in the hopes of finally finding a quiet place to work. Ambition bites the nails of success. It also sweatens the palms of retarded adrenaline junkies. While we admire the spirit that led to the attempt, we admired the spectacular crater formed by your sudden descent even more.